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I need to WRITE. But everything I've got in the pipelines are MASSIVE WiP's, which means that starting after a bit of not writing is an insurmountable obstacle.

I just need to get into the habit again, remind myself that I CAN knock out stories fairly easy.

Ergo; I need your help, dear friends. I want to write PORN. Basic, no-nonsense smut.

Give me two characters - they don't need to be from the same fandom for all I care - and a sexual act, and/or kink, and/or location, and/or position. Get as descriptive as you like, just NO PLOT PLEASE I CAN'T HANDLE IT.

Prompt me?

Thanks!

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Date: 2010-08-19 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shocolate.livejournal.com
Ron Weasley/Ianto Jones - they meet in a pub, while Harry and Jack are off being magnificent...

Part 1

Date: 2010-08-21 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarka.livejournal.com
It sort of developed a bit of a bruise kink along the way, hope you don't mind ;)

Ron/Ianto, NC-17.

+++

"It's a little bit like they left us behind in the Children's corner, isn't it?" Ianto says wryly.

Ron shrugs. "Better drinks, at least," he replies, raising his pint slightly before taking a long drink. "He do this to you often?" he adds, when he notices Ianto is still looking fairly mutinous.

"More than I'd like," he snorts. "I always find myself wanting to do something... risque, if only to annoy him." He lifts a shoulder, all 'what can you do?' eyebrow quirked. He's more amused than annoyed, but Ron thinks this man is someone who is usually darkly amused by many things and annoyed by only a few.

"What about you, Mr. Weasley?" Ianto asks after taking a pull off his beer. "Does Mr. Potter do this sort of thing frequently?"

Ron snorts. "Nah, but only because I usually don't let him – and please call me Ron, I've got a father and five... four older brothers."

"Understood," Ianto says, saluting slightly with his glass. "So... how would you suggest we pass the time until our erstwhile heroes return?"

+++

"Oh," is all that Ianto says when Ron slams him up against his bedroom door hard enough to leave bruises.

"That's all you've got for me?" he asks, kissing his way down the tendon of Ianto's throat, more teeth than lips, the way Ianto responds to every scratch of his teeth telling him clearer than words ever could that there's no need to be gentle, no need for softness or even care, here.

"Please," Ianto says. "Do you want assurances that you're doing well? You don't seem the type to need them."

Ron laughs and bites down on the juncture of neck and shoulder, making Ianto gasp and buck up into him. "Perhaps I want you to beg," he says darkly, tightening his grip on Ianto's wrists until Ianto sighs and relaxes even further.

"Please," he whispers, without reservation. "If that's what you need... please."

Ron stops and waits until Ianto looks up again to meet his eyes. "What do you need?" he asks. "What do you want?"

There's a moment of silence until Ianto grins at him. "Let's drive them crazy," he says, pushing Ron back a little, enough that Ianto has leverage enough to push him across the room and to the bed. "Let's do something... risque."

He's grinning widely as Ron lands arse first on the bed, having been driven across the room, and Ron has barely got his wits about him before there is a smirking Welshman between his legs, deft fingers unbuttoning his fly.

"Ianto," he sighs, and Ianto laughs like a crazy person and then they're both on the bed, and Ron has discovered that while the three piece suit looks very nice, in effect it means way too many layers.

"I can suck you off later if you want," Ianto says, unabashed, his hair mussed, vest thrown off the bed in triumph when Ron finally managed to get rid of it, most of his shirt buttons undone and the rest of them missing, "but I really want you to just fuck me. No games, just..." he tries, and Ron isn't a stranger to how it can fuck with your head to be with someone like Jack, so he just rolls them over until he's got Ianto pressed down into the bed, and kisses him while he works down his own jeans and Ianto's slacks, a little surprised to find that Ianto wears a three piece suit with no underwear.

"Naughty," he comments when Ianto looks a little unsure, and sucks a big hickey into the skin of Ianto's inner thigh while he uses a hand to press Ianto open, work his way in, until Ianto sighs and goes limp underneath him and Ron thinks that maybe he's won a round in a game he's not sure how to play.

Ianto whimpers when he leans over to scramble among the contents of his bedside drawer, and Ron shushes him gently, kisses his brow and whispers, "just gotta get some things, I won't make you wait," and Ianto leans up, pushes his hips upward and Ron gets ready faster than ever before in his life, sinking in with a groan and a sigh from Ianto.

Part 2

Date: 2010-08-21 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarka.livejournal.com
"Feel free to leave marks," Ianto says, and even if Ron is balls deep inside him, Ianto's head thrown back exposing his throat, the bastard still sounds wry.

"Oh, you're on," he replies, setting a brutal, punishing pace, pulling Ianto's legs up to wrap them around his hips - leaving a scatter of blue fingerprints on Ianto's thighs - pulling him closer and closer until Ianto whines and uses his hands to pull his head down for a kiss, until Ron has to hold Ianto's hands down in a bruising grip, and Ianto whines in his throat and comes when Ron puts his teeth to the tendon of Ianto's throat.

"Come on," Ianto says, afterwards, after shaking through the aftershocks and spreading his legs wider to let Ron keep going. "If Jack is going to kill you for this, you might as well enjoy it," he adds, and Ron barks out a surprised laughter at that, resting for a little bit, just where he is, and Ianto hooks his ankles together behind Ron's back and kisses his forehead, and when Ron starts moving again, throws his head back and groans like it's the best thing ever, even if he's already come and doesn't have a hope of doing it again.

Maybe it's that noise that does Ron in, but all it takes is a few quick thrusts and he's done, shaking apart in Ianto's grasp. "Fuck," he whispers, raspy and low.

"I think we just did," Ianto says, laughter in his voice.

"Harry's going to kill me," Ron says.

Ianto raises an eyebrow. "I thought the two of you weren't together?" he asks, sounding a little amused.

"We're not. He's still going to kill me," Ron sighs, rolling onto his back, taking care to throw the condom into a wastebasket next to his bed.

"I have a suggestion, then," Ianto says, and the wicked gleam is back in his eyes, the one that got Ron to invite him home in the first place, the one that got him to kiss him in the cab on the way there. "How about I fuck you? Then Harry can threaten to kill me and Jack can threaten to kill you, and hopefully everyone will be sufficiently frightened for their lives to pull their heads out of their arses?"

Ron thinks about it, thinks about how he's tried everything, and figures that hey, this time, at least he'll have fun. "I knew there was a reason I liked you," he rasps out, and Ianto gives him a predatory smile.

Re: Part 2

Date: 2010-08-21 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shocolate.livejournal.com
OMG - I am not worthy - this was really hot!

Yay!

Re: Part 2

Date: 2010-08-21 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarka.livejournal.com
I am so glad you liked it :D I had fun writing, too!

Re: Part 2

Date: 2010-08-22 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shygryf.livejournal.com
wow. that was really really hot.

*has no words*

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Date: 2010-08-19 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarahblack.livejournal.com
I'm on a massive Spuffy kick... so Spike/Buffy. Maybe Spike's human takes over for some reason, (a stuffy Victorian is so fun to play with!) and Buffy decides to completely lead him astray? Y/N?

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Date: 2010-08-19 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarka.livejournal.com
I have a problem. My problem is this:

I Can't Do Whedonverse Fanfiction. I've tried, I've even got one thing that I posted, but I am NEVER happy with it. I don't know why. I'm sorry... got anything else you'd like?

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Date: 2010-08-20 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarahblack.livejournal.com
Whedonverse is a bust?

Hmmm... how about something adorable with Harry and Ginny then? Maybe at the beginning of their relationship, at the Burrow when everyone's gone out for a day. Except I've read so many stories with Ginny being the assertive one, so I really wouldn't mind seeing a more assertive Harry for once.

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Date: 2010-08-19 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quarterwhore.livejournal.com
Any characters at all, just a really, really dirty, messy, enthusiastic blowjob. Possible locations: bathroom or shower (or anywhere else if you have a preference).
I'm in it for the blowjob. I love the whole porn without plot thing. :D

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Date: 2010-08-19 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarka.livejournal.com
Hmmm, can you narrow it down to a fandom/fandoms?

(i love writing blowjobs)

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Date: 2010-08-19 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quarterwhore.livejournal.com
Alright, how about Jim Kirk/Jack Harkness? They're two manwhores from the future and give great head.

I love reading/writing blowjobs too, they're probably my favorite.

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Date: 2010-08-19 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strawberrytatoo.livejournal.com
Jim/Bones, first time sex, rimming, and totally random location that you can feel free to ignore - acadamy locker room?

Hope I'm not out of line here

Date: 2010-08-19 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lisahlin.livejournal.com
Moist von Lipwig / Spike - something funny about heels or S&M or something. Focus on verbal intercourse with a bit of the sexy stuff too. (No guarantee that I'll be able to read it myself. Sexy fanfics make me feel unpleasantly voyeuristic.)

Re: Hope I'm not out of line here

Date: 2010-08-20 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarka.livejournal.com
Hmmm. I could try Spike... I sort of have a mental block on Whedonverse characters, but I could try... but I don't know who the first character you mentioned is, at all :S

Re: Hope I'm not out of line here

Date: 2010-08-20 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jazzqueen.livejournal.com
Haha, I'm afraid our dear [livejournal.com profile] sarka hasn't read much Terry Pratchett. Moist/Spike 4EVA :B

Re: Hope I'm not out of line here

Date: 2010-08-21 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lisahlin.livejournal.com
Oh, whoops! I should have been more clear. I was thinking of Adore Belle Dearheart and Moist von Lipwig from Going Postal.

Re: Hope I'm not out of line here

Date: 2010-08-21 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarka.livejournal.com
I'm afraid that I'm not familiar with that fandom at all, sorry :S

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Date: 2010-08-19 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hildigunnur.livejournal.com
Stéphane Lambiel/Gaius Baltar - topping from the bottom - the cockpit of a Viper.

>:)

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Date: 2010-08-19 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jazzqueen.livejournal.com
You, uh, familiar with Sons of Anarchy? :B

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Date: 2010-08-20 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarka.livejournal.com
Sorry, 'fraid not...

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Date: 2010-08-20 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jazzqueen.livejournal.com
Well then! I don't know what to tell you! :B

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Date: 2010-08-20 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jazzqueen.livejournal.com
Movie!Wolverine/beautiful woman he meets at a bar. Car sex ensues!

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Date: 2010-08-21 05:32 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2010-08-19 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sigrundora.livejournal.com
J2 lazy Sunday morning....include if you want kitchen or bathroom.... :D

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Date: 2010-08-19 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salixbabylon.livejournal.com
John/Rodney spanking PLEASE. Someone was NAUGHTY. :)

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Date: 2010-08-20 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cindy-dutra.livejournal.com
Spock and Scotty, together in the Jeffries tube. Scotty needs to make modifications to the engines with Spock's help. The lights are off and all communications are down so they have to share this tiny section of crawlspace.

Scotty is simply too hard and too turned on to concentrate on the job at hand, and if he doesn't make this fix soon, the Enterprise will blow up like a supernova.

Spock sees a logical solution.

(I'm new to this. Does this count as too much plot?)

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