... okay, help.
I need to WRITE. But everything I've got in the pipelines are MASSIVE WiP's, which means that starting after a bit of not writing is an insurmountable obstacle.
I just need to get into the habit again, remind myself that I CAN knock out stories fairly easy.
Ergo; I need your help, dear friends. I want to write PORN. Basic, no-nonsense smut.
Give me two characters - they don't need to be from the same fandom for all I care - and a sexual act, and/or kink, and/or location, and/or position. Get as descriptive as you like, just NO PLOT PLEASE I CAN'T HANDLE IT.
Prompt me?
Thanks!
I just need to get into the habit again, remind myself that I CAN knock out stories fairly easy.
Ergo; I need your help, dear friends. I want to write PORN. Basic, no-nonsense smut.
Give me two characters - they don't need to be from the same fandom for all I care - and a sexual act, and/or kink, and/or location, and/or position. Get as descriptive as you like, just NO PLOT PLEASE I CAN'T HANDLE IT.
Prompt me?
Thanks!
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I'm in it for the blowjob. I love the whole porn without plot thing. :D
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(i love writing blowjobs)
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I Can't Do Whedonverse Fanfiction. I've tried, I've even got one thing that I posted, but I am NEVER happy with it. I don't know why. I'm sorry... got anything else you'd like?
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and give great head.I love reading/writing blowjobs too, they're probably my favorite.
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>:)
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Scotty is simply too hard and too turned on to concentrate on the job at hand, and if he doesn't make this fix soon, the Enterprise will blow up like a supernova.
Spock sees a logical solution.
(I'm new to this. Does this count as too much plot?)
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Hmmm... how about something adorable with Harry and Ginny then? Maybe at the beginning of their relationship, at the Burrow when everyone's gone out for a day. Except I've read so many stories with Ginny being the assertive one, so I really wouldn't mind seeing a more assertive Harry for once.
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Part 1
Ron/Ianto, NC-17.
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"It's a little bit like they left us behind in the Children's corner, isn't it?" Ianto says wryly.
Ron shrugs. "Better drinks, at least," he replies, raising his pint slightly before taking a long drink. "He do this to you often?" he adds, when he notices Ianto is still looking fairly mutinous.
"More than I'd like," he snorts. "I always find myself wanting to do something... risque, if only to annoy him." He lifts a shoulder, all 'what can you do?' eyebrow quirked. He's more amused than annoyed, but Ron thinks this man is someone who is usually darkly amused by many things and annoyed by only a few.
"What about you, Mr. Weasley?" Ianto asks after taking a pull off his beer. "Does Mr. Potter do this sort of thing frequently?"
Ron snorts. "Nah, but only because I usually don't let him – and please call me Ron, I've got a father and five... four older brothers."
"Understood," Ianto says, saluting slightly with his glass. "So... how would you suggest we pass the time until our erstwhile heroes return?"
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"Oh," is all that Ianto says when Ron slams him up against his bedroom door hard enough to leave bruises.
"That's all you've got for me?" he asks, kissing his way down the tendon of Ianto's throat, more teeth than lips, the way Ianto responds to every scratch of his teeth telling him clearer than words ever could that there's no need to be gentle, no need for softness or even care, here.
"Please," Ianto says. "Do you want assurances that you're doing well? You don't seem the type to need them."
Ron laughs and bites down on the juncture of neck and shoulder, making Ianto gasp and buck up into him. "Perhaps I want you to beg," he says darkly, tightening his grip on Ianto's wrists until Ianto sighs and relaxes even further.
"Please," he whispers, without reservation. "If that's what you need... please."
Ron stops and waits until Ianto looks up again to meet his eyes. "What do you need?" he asks. "What do you want?"
There's a moment of silence until Ianto grins at him. "Let's drive them crazy," he says, pushing Ron back a little, enough that Ianto has leverage enough to push him across the room and to the bed. "Let's do something... risque."
He's grinning widely as Ron lands arse first on the bed, having been driven across the room, and Ron has barely got his wits about him before there is a smirking Welshman between his legs, deft fingers unbuttoning his fly.
"Ianto," he sighs, and Ianto laughs like a crazy person and then they're both on the bed, and Ron has discovered that while the three piece suit looks very nice, in effect it means way too many layers.
"I can suck you off later if you want," Ianto says, unabashed, his hair mussed, vest thrown off the bed in triumph when Ron finally managed to get rid of it, most of his shirt buttons undone and the rest of them missing, "but I really want you to just fuck me. No games, just..." he tries, and Ron isn't a stranger to how it can fuck with your head to be with someone like Jack, so he just rolls them over until he's got Ianto pressed down into the bed, and kisses him while he works down his own jeans and Ianto's slacks, a little surprised to find that Ianto wears a three piece suit with no underwear.
"Naughty," he comments when Ianto looks a little unsure, and sucks a big hickey into the skin of Ianto's inner thigh while he uses a hand to press Ianto open, work his way in, until Ianto sighs and goes limp underneath him and Ron thinks that maybe he's won a round in a game he's not sure how to play.
Ianto whimpers when he leans over to scramble among the contents of his bedside drawer, and Ron shushes him gently, kisses his brow and whispers, "just gotta get some things, I won't make you wait," and Ianto leans up, pushes his hips upward and Ron gets ready faster than ever before in his life, sinking in with a groan and a sigh from Ianto.
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"Oh, you're on," he replies, setting a brutal, punishing pace, pulling Ianto's legs up to wrap them around his hips - leaving a scatter of blue fingerprints on Ianto's thighs - pulling him closer and closer until Ianto whines and uses his hands to pull his head down for a kiss, until Ron has to hold Ianto's hands down in a bruising grip, and Ianto whines in his throat and comes when Ron puts his teeth to the tendon of Ianto's throat.
"Come on," Ianto says, afterwards, after shaking through the aftershocks and spreading his legs wider to let Ron keep going. "If Jack is going to kill you for this, you might as well enjoy it," he adds, and Ron barks out a surprised laughter at that, resting for a little bit, just where he is, and Ianto hooks his ankles together behind Ron's back and kisses his forehead, and when Ron starts moving again, throws his head back and groans like it's the best thing ever, even if he's already come and doesn't have a hope of doing it again.
Maybe it's that noise that does Ron in, but all it takes is a few quick thrusts and he's done, shaking apart in Ianto's grasp. "Fuck," he whispers, raspy and low.
"I think we just did," Ianto says, laughter in his voice.
"Harry's going to kill me," Ron says.
Ianto raises an eyebrow. "I thought the two of you weren't together?" he asks, sounding a little amused.
"We're not. He's still going to kill me," Ron sighs, rolling onto his back, taking care to throw the condom into a wastebasket next to his bed.
"I have a suggestion, then," Ianto says, and the wicked gleam is back in his eyes, the one that got Ron to invite him home in the first place, the one that got him to kiss him in the cab on the way there. "How about I fuck you? Then Harry can threaten to kill me and Jack can threaten to kill you, and hopefully everyone will be sufficiently frightened for their lives to pull their heads out of their arses?"
Ron thinks about it, thinks about how he's tried everything, and figures that hey, this time, at least he'll have fun. "I knew there was a reason I liked you," he rasps out, and Ianto gives him a predatory smile.
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Yay!
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