sarka

*ding*

*ding*

*ding*

"Hang on, I'm on my way I just need to..."

*ding ding ding*

"Okay, okay, I'm here, can I help you sir?"

"I was supposed to get to fuck Stéphane."

"Right, sorry sir, scheduling problems, and your name is?"

"Johnny. Johnny Weir. Listen, she promised that the next step in the story would be me fucking Stéphane."

"Look, I'm just the receptionist, sir. I just keep her calendar, I'm not actually in charge of what goes on it, so if you'd just wait over there..."

"Unbelievable!"

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*cough*

"Yes, how can I help you, sir?"

"It's Doctor, Doctor McKay, and, well, you could get me a meeting with her, for starters."

"I'm sorry, Dr. McKay, I'm afraid her calendar is a little full right now, why don't you..."

"Listen, I was supposed to get to save the earth. Right now, Sheppard is MAD AT ME, the idiot, because he fell for me, of course! I'm waiting for the bit of the story where it gets better, you understand?"

"... yes, of course I understand but..."

"What do you keep us hanging around here for, you idiot, then? You hear me? I'm going to write a letter to my author, yes I am, you just wait..."

"Dr. McKay..."

"... telling her that her staff in here is atrocious, are you listening to me, I could get you fired..."

"Dr. McKay!"

"What?"

"Um, the guy behind you? He's bigger than you and looks a lot more pissed."

"Oh. Oh, okay. Um. I'll just wait over there. With Ronon. Yes."

"I... er, can I help you, sirs?"

"Yeah, you can get us a meeting with her. Listen, this is fucked up, seriously. She works on this for months and months, and then she just drops us like a hot potato just when we're ready to get to the bit where it all falls into place. Jensen, you think it's fucked up too, this is ridiculous."

"I'm sorry, sirs, I just don't have any slots open right now, but if you'll wait a little while... avail yourselves of the amenities..."

"Oh fuck this."

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"Yes? Can I help you?"

"Excuse me, my name is Elijah? Yeah, I know, 've been here for a while... listen, could we have some new magazines? I think I've read all of these. Twice."

"I'll see what I can do..."

"Also, um, I'd love to get my turn with the author, but these two over there, the ones in the uniforms? They keep having sex on the chairs, so if she could get them out of here before they, like, trash the place..."

*loud groan of 'oh, fuck, Jim'*

"Oh, see, there they go again..."

+++

"Hey."

"Hello, sir, how may I help you?"

"Hi. How are you doing? Are all these other guys bothering you? Listen, my name is Tony, Tony DiNozzo. I don't want to be rude but I was wondering about our turn... it was supposed to come a while ago. Oh, did you know you have the most gorgeous blue eyes?"

+++

"Good evening, sir, may I help you?"

"Yes, I need to speak with your author."

"I'm afraid she's busy right now, is there anything I can help you with?"

"No. Listen, my name is Special Agent Hetfield, I'm with the FBI, I have a few questions for her, it will only take a moment..."

"I'm sorry, sir..."

"It concerns Sam Winchester. WIN-CHES-TER. She'll know who he is and why he's important. I heard she might have some information about his whereabouts..."

"You know, you're really out of practice after living a normal life for the last few months."

"What...?"

"Sit down, Dean, you can wait like everybody else."

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"Excuse me, ma'am, I need to speak with the proprietor of this establishment straight away."

"I'm sorry, do you have an appointment, Mr..."

"Special Agent Peter Burke. I'm with the FBI."

"And is your inquiry relevant to a current case or does it have something to do with... wait, where is Neal?"

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quarterwhore.livejournal.com

LMAO! It's like some kind of fictional limbo.

sarka.livejournal.com

Seriously, that's what the inside of my head looks like. Any opinions on what I should tackle next?

rosestoo.livejournal.com

Completely unrelated to your over booked brain but I'll be in Tokyo the 12-20th with only the GRE as a must-do on the 18th. SO...if you're amendable to me penciling myself in somewhere along there for coffee or other craziness that'd be awesome. If not--totally okay. I know meeting skeevy internet people freaks some people out.

(at least I think I'm remembering correctly and that you are, in fact, in Japan. If not...feel free to chalk it up to a variety of things)

Hehehe. I don't actually know what my schedule will be like, because I haven't gotten my official roster for the next semester. Last semester, I had every Thursday off, which was kind of cool. Usually, on weekdays, I'll be working until 16.30, and I'm at the very outskirts of Tokyo so it'll take me a bit to get into the city. Saturdays I'll be finished at 13.15 and Sundays I'm off.

So yeah, feel free to pencil yourself in anywhere, and I already told you that if you needed a place to crash, just lemme know.

If I still have Thursdays off next semester - and I'll let you know ASAP if that's true... there's a whole bunch of things that'll warrant a full day exploration. If you want the cultural experience, there's always the National Museum. I'm told the Ghibli Museum is more or less in my backyard... I could book us for it on the Sunday (which is my one surefire day off) if you want.

Or, you know, I am suffering from Disneyland withdrawal, and Disney is way more fun with other people. I know the park like the back of my hand, so that'd be a cool half-plus-whole day event, if you want. (Disney in Tokyo has two resorts. One of the best ways to do them is to do the first resort after 6 PM on one day - you need someone familiar with the park to orchestrate that, but it's entirely possible to fit all the big attractions in - and then do the next one for the whole of the next day. There's a relatively cheap partner hotel nearby.

There's also some nice day-trips/two-day trips from Tokyo, if you want... Nikko or Kamakura come to mind straight away. If you need to shoestring, just let me know and I'll make sure to stay inside your budget.

Just in case, my email is elinel at gmail dot com. Go ahead and tell me what you think :)

About the Disney thing, by the way: The hotel will cost the same for one person and two people, so I can cover that one. If you want to go to Disney, that is, in which case, I won't go in August but wait until September. (I am mildly addicted.)

Other stuff we could do; do you want to go to one of the Authentic Japanese Baths? I'll warn you already, no clothes, not even swimsuits are allowed... which kind of puts the whole "skeevy internet people" from your comment above on my side of the equation, hahaha, but seriously, onsens are awesome once you get over the awkwardness of being naked.

I'm also sure that the people at my school would welcome you at school with open arms. They're like that :) I've also got Japanese friends willing to do detailed introductions to superb sushi or the more down to earth side of Japanese cuisine.

Again, just let me know what you think!