sarka

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Title: Immaculate Conception and other Improbable Situations.
Genre: Supernatural Fanon Gen - Dean, Sam, OFC, Castiel.
Pairing: None.
Rating: PG-13 for swearing.
Warnings: None, really. Unrepentantly schmoopy at the end.
Spoilers: Assumes knowledge of the end of Season 4.
Word count: 2700 words.
Disclaimer: Written for fun and as an excuse not to do homework. Don't sue me. Just fiction.
Summary: The knock on their motel room door came about four months after the apocalypse. Sammy was trying for the eighth time to get the kettle in the kitchenette they'd sprung for to work – long case and Sammy liked cooking, Dean liked having a fridge to store his beer – so it was Dean who opened the door to the heavily pregnant goth girl.

Author's notes: Thanks to

salixbabylon, as ever, for the beta and for everything else. This was totally a brain hiccup, when it was written, but I have some further ideas in this direction.

( Immaculate conception and other improbable situations. )

Current Mood: accomplished

There was a Kink Meme.

There was a prompt.

I'd like to pretend I had any sort of control over this story, but the fact is, I lost it about five words in.

I am endlessly amused that this is my first fic in this fandom. Hi, first impressions, I am a kinky, kinky woman.

Title: Comfort Zone
Author: sarka
Fandom: Torchwood
Rating: NC-17 all the way.
Pairings: Ianto/Owen.
Length: 1335 words - about a 1000 words longer than it was meant to be.
Warning: Um, kinky. D/s tendencies.
Disclaimer: Torchwood belongs to the BBC. No copyright infringement intended.
Prompt: From

vampyran: Dom!Ianto/Owen - Owen taken out of his comfort zone (and usually being the dom), make Owen strip for Ianto, and then HARD sex.

( Step this way for the smut, please. )

Current Mood: amused

Title: Elíasar saga, or 'The Saga of Elijah', Chapter 6/?
Author: sarka
Rating: This chapter PG-13, for impending slash.
Pairings: Orlijah.
Warning: None for this chapter. Except maybe for the evil cliffhanger at the end.
Disclaimer: If they were mine, they'd wear eyeliner at all times.

Summary: A viking AU. Elijah is the Lord of a homestead in newly pioneered Iceland around 900 AD, when his uncle comes home from a voyage bringing treasure, spices and exotic slaves.

Notes: Authors notes are made as they are required, through some very interactive footnotes. A link will take you to the note elsewhere in the document, and a link there will return you to what you were reading. Thanks to

salixbabylon for the beta.

Author's note: I have this annoying habit of moving back and forth across the continent of Europe and it tends to somewhat disrupt my writing flow. Sorry you had to wait so long. I'll try to be quicker up with the next one, I promise. And don't scalp me for the ending of the chapter, it just happened, I swear!

Part I
Part II
Part III (scroll up for a short explanation of family relationships)
Part IV
Part V

( Part VI )

So, I was playing around with things like tags and stuff yesterday, and I was looking at my My Fic tag and thought, "Hang on a sec, that doesn't look right. Isn't there a fic missing?"

Um. After some extensive searching, turned out there was. Back in MARCH (I am an idiot) there was the

triatha_ron, for which I wrote a Gen fic about Ron.

It's... not one of the my favourites of the things that I've written, mostly because I ran out of time at the end and didn't quite manage to write as much as I wanted. Maybe one day if I have a dearth of plotbunnies (HAHA LIKELY) I will go back and fix it.

But anyways, here for your reading pleasure:

Story title: Cold Comfort
Author name: Šárka,

sarka
Rating: R for violence. No smut.
Pairings/Characters: Ron Weasley, two original characters, no pairings.
Warnings: Lots of people are already dead. And the story focuses on a murder investigation, so there is a murder, and a graphic description of a spell.
Length: 7115 words.
Disclaimer: The world of Harry Potter belongs to J.K.Rowling and her publishers, as well as Warner Bros. The following story is for my own and other's entertainment; no money is being made.
Author notes: Thanks, as always, to

hildigunnur, for being a sounding board, and to

salixbabylon for cleaning up my comma-sprees, curtailing overuse of adjectives and otherwise making my writing readable.

Summary: Decades after Voldemort's downfall, a young journalist out for a story discovers that the only comfort available to Ron Weasley is of the cold variety.

( Cold Comfort )

Current Mood: hungry

So last Saturday it was

hildigunnur's birthday. Now, Hildi is the person who is most likely to be directly responsible for my fic writing - regardless of the fact that she's responsible for introducing me to fanfiction in the first place. So I wrote a story as per her specifications ;)

It's an interesting thing, because during my time in the HP fandom, I've written huge amounts of Ron/Harry stuff, but never anything that I posted. They've either fizzled out and died, or they've been written to scratch a particular itch.

This story was kind of meant to scratch a particular itch, too. Except then it grew a plot. I hate it when fic does that ;)

So, happy birthday

hildigunnur! I am proud to be your friend.

Title: Saving Harry Thing, Part 1 of 2 (too many words to fit in one post).
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ron/Harry. Mentions of past Ron/Hermione.
Word Count: 11.766 words. I just. What?
Disclaimer: The world of Harry Potter belongs to J.K.Rowling and her publishers, as well as Warner Bros. The following story is for my own and other's entertainment; no money is being made.
Author notes: Um. There's quite a few of them, this time around.

doctoraicha,

second_batgirl,

seviet,

stereom and

vagabondpenguin were all important in helping me nail this particular vat of jello to this particular tree. Then there's

salixbabylon, who holds my hand and fixes my punctuation and tells me my smut is hot. They're all the best!

Summary: Ron tried to keep it in the abstract – like, he was allowed to realize that Harry was attractive, as long as he wasn't attracted.
Feedback: Is better than fresh made cookies.

( Saving Harry Thing, Part 1 )

Go on to Part 2

Current Mood: accomplished

Ratings, summary, disclaimers and so forth can all be found in the post for Part 1

( Saving Harry Thing, Part 2 )

Current Mood: accomplished

Title: Elíasar saga, or 'The Saga of Elijah', Chapter 5/?
Author: sarka
Rating: This chapter PG-13, for impending slash.
Pairings: Nothing yet, but will develop into Orlijah.
Warning: None for this chapter.
Disclaimer: If they were mine, they'd wear eyeliner at all times.

Summary: A viking AU. Elijah is the Lord of a homestead in newly pioneered Iceland around 900 AD, when his uncle comes home from a voyage bringing treasure, spices and exotic slaves.
Notes: Authors notes are made as they are required, through some very interactive footnotes. A link will take you to the note elsewhere in the document, and a link there will return you to what you were reading. Thanks to

salixbabylon for the beta.

Author's note: This chapter starts right where chapter four left off.

Part I
Part II
Part III (scroll up for a short explanation of family relationships)
Part IV

( Part V )

Current Mood: accomplished

Title: Elíasar saga, or 'The Saga of Elijah', Chapter 4/?
Author: sarka
Rating: This chapter PG-13, for impending slash.
Pairings: Nothing yet, but will develop into Orlijah.
Warning: This is a saga inspired... saga, so I really shouldn't have to warn for character death, should I? Minor Character, nothing gory.
Disclaime: If they were mine, they'd wear eyeliner at all times.

Summary: A viking AU. Elijah is the Lord of a homestead in newly pioneered Iceland around 900 AD, when his uncle comes home from a voyage bringing treasure, spices and exotic slaves.
Notes: Authors notes are made as they are required, through some very interactive footnotes. A link will take you to the note elsewhere in the document, and a link there will return you to what you were reading.

Author's note: The obligatory post-exams, fic-update-while-mildly-intoxicated update. I've had a rather hellish semester, but I am anticipating a new chapter of this soonish. Thanks to

salixbabylon for being the best beta ever ;)

Part I
Part II
Part III (scroll up for a short explanation of family relationships)

( Part IV )

Go on to Part V

The

percy_ficathon has had the masterlist up for a while, so it's been a bit since I was allowed to own up to this one. I was distracted, that's all ;)

Originally posted here

Title: The librarian of Strahov
For:

jamiebluesq
From:

sarka
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Percy/Snape, mention of Percy/Marcus Flint and Ron/Hermione
Word Count: 8.346 words.
Disclaimer: The world of Harry Potter belongs to J.K.Rowling and her publishers, as well as Warner Bros. The following story is for my own and other's entertainment; no money is being made.

( The librarian of Strahov )

Current Mood: accomplished

Title: Elíasar saga, or 'The Saga of Elijah', Chapter 3/?
Author:

sarka
Rating: This chapter R, for mentions of violence and character death. And also a kiss.
Pairings: Nothing yet, but will develop into Orlijah.
Warning: Character death in this chapter. Two, actually, though one of them is relatively insignificant. No gory details, so don't worry about that, and it's not a main character.
Disclaime: If they were mine, they'd wear eyeliner at all times.

Summary: A viking AU. Elijah is the Lord of a homestead in newly pioneered Iceland around 900 AD, when his uncle comes home from a voyage bringing treasure, spices and exotic slaves.
Notes: Authors notes are made as they are required, through very interactive footnotes that were a pain to code. A link will take you to the note elsewhere in the document, and a link there will return you to what you were reading.

Author's note: I apologize most profusely for the long, long wait for this chapter. I got distracted by several things, including an exchange student program in a different country. I've had a new, more thorough beta for the entire thing, so the first two chapters have been minimally updated as well. Eternal love goes to

salixbabylon, for the aforementioned help. Now, I hope you like it; you've waited long enough!

Also, note that my story is eligible in the WiP category for the

slashy_oscars... /self-pimp.

( A further explanation of family relationships. )

Part I
Part II

( Part III )

Go on to Part IV

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Emiliana Torrini: Blame it on the Sun

So I come back from a month in internet exile, bearing fic.

Title: Scent
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Remus, mention of Ron/Hermione.
Rating: NC-17 (Shameless PWP)
Word count: 1722 words.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling and her publishers. I'm making no money.

This fic was written for

salixbabylon, who went above and beyond her beta duties while I was working on my Percy Ficathon fic, and basically cheered me through it. She requested Harry/Remus, with a Virgin!Harry and something to do with Remus' sense of smell.

( Scent )

Current Mood: happy
Current Music: Lily Allen, Smile.

Title: Cool Water
Pairing: Harry/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None, except perhaps for an attempt at stylism.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling and various other entities. I'm justin having fun.
Author's note: Written for

salixbabylon in gratitude for her beta of my monstrously long fic, House Colours.

( Cool Water )

Current Mood: artistic

So, the fic I finished the other day? The one I've been complaining about for aeons, because it required me to rework almost the entire plot of the Harry Potter series?

That one?

Well, now it's been through beta, twice, and I've posted it. I've even got my first review. So:

House Colours

*beams*

Current Mood: cheerful

Title: This story doesn't really have a title, although I suppose if you need one, you could call it "Dancing".
Fandom: Firefly.
Pairing: Inara/Kaylee - a smidgen of Mal/Simon if you squint.
Rating: R
Word Count: 2642
Summary: Kaylee makes Inara feel like a teenager again.
Disclaimer: None of it's mine.
Notes: Written for

mgsmurf for the

aintappropriate challenge. It might be too sappy for you, I don't know. By the time inspiration finally struck (this Friday) I was too far gone to worry too much, and concentrated instead on getting the fic done at all. This story did not come out easy - ergo, my wonderful but cruel beta,

hildigunnur, had her work cut out for her. Also, apparently I skimp on punctuation marks. That one is new. I used to take commas where commas have never gone before. Thank you darling, for coming through every time :) Also, gratitude goes to Wikipedia, for redirecting me to an article about Céilidh when I searched for 'Kaylee', which was what finally made the story happen.

( Dancing )

Current Mood: relieved
Current Music: Dixie Chicks - Long way round

Title: Elíasar saga, or 'The Saga of Elijah', Chapter 2/?
Author:

sarka
Rating: This chapter G, later chapters will have higher ratings, for sex and violence.
Pairings: Nothing yet, but will develop into Orlijah.
Warning: None right now, but there will be a character death. This IS a saga, and as such would be impossible without some bloodshed. I do promise not to kill anybody you care about, though.
Disclaime: If they were mine, they'd wear eyeliner at all times.

Summary: A viking AU. Elijah is the Lord of a homestead in newly pioneered Iceland around 900 AD, when his uncle comes home from a voyage bringing treasure, spices and exotic slaves.
Notes: Authors notes are made as they are required, through very interactive footnotes that were a pain to code. A link will take you to the note elsewhere in the document, and a link there will return you to what you were reading.
AN #2: After an extensive beta, this story was updated with minimal changes, on the 3rd of January 2007.

Part I

( Read part II of Elíasar saga )

Part III (scroll up for some extensive author notes on Elijah's family.

Current Mood: frustrated
Current Location: Bed
Current Music: Blessed silence

A note to the ordinary readership of my friendslist - I used to have a separate journal for LotRiPS, but not having everything in one place drove me insane. Skip this if you don't like RPS.

Title: Elíasar saga, or 'The Saga of Elijah'
Author:

sarka
Rating: This chapter G, later chapters will have higher ratings, for sex and violence.
Pairings: Nothing yet, but will develop into Orlijah.
Warning: None right now, but there will be a character death. This IS a saga, and as such would be impossible without some bloodshed. I do promise not to kill anybody you care about, though.
Disclaime: If they were mine, they'd wear eyeliner at all times.

Summary: A viking AU. Elijah is the Lord of a homestead in newly pioneered Iceland around 900 AD, when his uncle comes home from a voyage bringing treasure, spices and exotic slaves.
Notes: Authors notes are made as they are required, through very interactive footnotes that were a pain to code. A link will take you to the note elsewhere in the document, and a link there will return you to what you were reading.
AN #2: This was updated after a more extensive beta, with minimal changes. Update took place on the 3rd of January 2007.

( Read 'Elíasar Saga' )

Go to chapter II

Current Mood: accomplished

So, this is the sort of thing that happens when I get really tired.

I was thinking about men in eyeliner. I think this thought started off somewhere in the happiness that my boyfriend sometimes wears eyeliner and is smoking hot when he does. Anyway. I was thinking about how sometimes we see celebrities do the kohl-rimmed thing - Dom Monaghan has done it, Orlando Bloom, I think and several others... and it's always ridiculously hot.

But even so, there doesn't need to be any visual evidence for it to be hot. I mean, how many stories have I read where some guy wears eyeliner and it's hot? Harry and Draco are classics, but I think I've definitely seen one with Ron and one with Percy, though I'm not sure. And you know... eyeliner+boys=hot.

Now there's a point to this.

Because after thinking about this for a bit, I started thinking about other men I'd like to see in eyeliner.

Which lead me to thinking about Simon Tam in eyeliner and damn near melting my brain.

I mean: Simon Tam = hot - Eyeliner = hot => Simon Tam + eyeliner = holy shit.

So I give you

( A fic about Simon Tam - in eyeliner )

Hope you enjoyed that as much as I did. Molten brains, mmmmm.

P.S. I have so the perfect icon for this post! Lookee!

Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: Mary - Patti Griffin

So, I'm not updating to tell you anything about what I'm doing today (and I'm sure that if you knew what I might write, most of you would be happy about it...)

No, I'm updating to tell you two things: First that today the authors of the Remix/Redux IV were announced and that I am now allowed to tell you that I wrote this fic for it:

The Ties That Bind (The Brothers Blues Remix) - Sirius and Regulus, G - Sirius remembers his brother.

It's a remix from The Ties That Bind by destijl.

The second thing is that

lyras remixed The Girl Who Looked at the Ocean, in a manner that is seriously impressing. Read her remix, The Girl Who Looked at the Ocean (The Linear Remix)! It's fantastic - she's played up Harry and downplayed Hermione, which gives a bit of a different perspective, and also she adds a couple of scenes that work wonderfully. It is very strange to read a remix of yourself, though - I kept feeling weirded out when the author used my words - but seriously, I'm very impressed, and very surprised because of my stories, this is the last one I expected a remixer to pick. Though I have to confess that there aren't that many...

Now, off I go, to write some more about currency crises. And on Tuesday, that will be OVER.

Current Mood: impressed
Current Music: Money - Pink Floyd

Title: The Girl Who Looked at the Ocean
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry/Hermione (yes, you read that right)
Summary: The ocean calms her when she thinks she can go on no longer. Its vastness is soothing and she loses herself in the waves, breathing in rythm with the tide.
Warnings: Character death, angst/darkfic, mental illness, suicide.
Author notes: All

hildigunnur's fault. And yes, Icelanders, this was partially inspired by the song.
Endless gratitude goes to:

jazzqueen for the beta.
Disclaimer: The world of Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. I make no money of this.
Other: Mum; If you're reading, this one is safe.

( The girl who looked at the ocean )

Current Mood: calm
Current Music: The Decemberists - I don't mind

Title: City of Light
Author: Sárka
Pairing: Orlibean
Rating: NC-17
Feedback: Is what keeps me going.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. It never happened.
Author's notes:

causette commands and I hasten to obey...
Summary: AU; Orlando is a rentboy in postwar Paris. A bit of PWP.

( City of Light )

Supernatural Fic: Gen: Immaculate Conception and other Improbable Situations

facepalm

Elíasar Saga, Part 6, LotRiPS WiP.

Completely Forgotten Fic: Cold Comfort, Ron Weasley, R.

Birthday fic for hildigunnur: Saving Harry Thing - Part 1

Birthday fic for hildigunnur: Saving Harry Thing - part 2

Elíasar saga, Part 5, LotRiPS WiP

Elíasar saga, Part 4, LotRiPS WiP

Fic repost: The Librarian of Strahov; HP, NC-17, Percy/Snape

Elíasar saga, part 3, LotRiPS WiP

Fic: Scent, HP, Harry/Remus.

For Salix, who is possibly the World's Best Beta

End of a writing era?

Fic post: "Dancing", Firefly, Inara/Kaylee, R

Elíasar saga, part 2, LotRiPS WiP

Fic: A LotRiPS work in progress.

Brainstorming

Remix/Redux IV

Fanfic: "The Girl Who Looked at the Ocean"

LotRiPS fanfiction: City of Light

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