Problems one can't expect to have, part 87000 in a series.

Okay, so, after lobbying to be allowed to teach a Christmas song to my fourth graders, we finally settled for teaching a song but not testing on it.

We went with "Deck the halls," because it's more in the spirit of the season than the holy spirit...

Anyway... I have now discovered that 90% of my students can't say the word "Deck".

Most of them, thankfully, say "Duck" instead, which I can work with.

But around 25% seem to be running with "Dick the ho's with boos of hoary."

Dammit.