So, this is the sort of thing that happens when I get really tired.

I was thinking about men in eyeliner. I think this thought started off somewhere in the happiness that my boyfriend sometimes wears eyeliner and is smoking hot when he does. Anyway. I was thinking about how sometimes we see celebrities do the kohl-rimmed thing - Dom Monaghan has done it, Orlando Bloom, I think and several others... and it's always ridiculously hot.

But even so, there doesn't need to be any visual evidence for it to be hot. I mean, how many stories have I read where some guy wears eyeliner and it's hot? Harry and Draco are classics, but I think I've definitely seen one with Ron and one with Percy, though I'm not sure. And you know... eyeliner+boys=hot.

Now there's a point to this.

Because after thinking about this for a bit, I started thinking about other men I'd like to see in eyeliner.

Which lead me to thinking about Simon Tam in eyeliner and damn near melting my brain.

I mean: Simon Tam = hot - Eyeliner = hot => Simon Tam + eyeliner = holy shit.

So I give you ( A fic about Simon Tam - in eyeliner )

Hope you enjoyed that as much as I did. Molten brains, mmmmm.

P.S. I have so the perfect icon for this post! Lookee!